News:
April 3rd - 2008 - Dead Cat Talking Makes it's debut on CafePress. The short story anthology was a few years in the making. Filled with 6 stories of madness and mayhem, it's a good bargain at $9.99. And if you buy the book, I'll donate a dollar to the Have-A-Heart Guinea Pig Rescue. Check out the book here. Check out an excerpt from the book on my blog Wiggle Room.
After you check out the book remember to shop around for other items. I have coffee mugs!March 24th -2008 - Hey the Portfolio is here! I've been doing a lot of artwork lately so now all the images are from 2007-2008. As usual I would love to illustrate your children's book or do something wacky for your magazine. Just email me.
January 5th -2008 - Front page is updated and a new portfolio page was added. I am going to get the blogs together really soon. I got an offer for a comissioned painting! So excited because it will be huge! More on that later. Happy New Year everyone.
September 30th -2007 - Hi, my site has been up and down lately and frankly my news section should go into my blog. Le sigh, maybe someday. I've been drawing a lot using colored pencils and it looks great. I'm hoping to get a few illustration gigs in the future once I figure out how to make a Flash Portfolio over at my art site ozmia.com. Anyway, enjoy the changes. My shop now sports Halloween Designs. Yay!
July 18th - 2007 - Check out my blog. I am going to start uploading cartoons and blogs weekly so check it out. Also, my show is currently being rebuilt. There is currently only one item you can buy. Also I would love to hear people's opinions on publishing through Lulu.com. Email me if you've got any thoughts.
June 19 th - 2007 - Good God, it's taken me a long time to get this site updated! Well hell, I must be the laziest webmistress around! Loads of things have been happening. I now work in a call center. I am still dating the same hottie but all my friends got married and are having babies...okay well a few of them anyway. I am still constantly working on crazy projects. I am also ecstatic about the New Doctor Who. I would like to write for them. I would pay them to let me write a Dalek episode. Yes, I am still a sci-fi fan...thank you for asking. Anyway, updates and changes: My resume is updated. Trying a new style and format. Maybe Russel T. Davies will see it, proclaim it fantastic and hire me. One can dream right?
Links are updated. Plus I am in the process of designing a new sidebar since mine seems egotistical. Although that bear is smushing my head. So...maybe the bear is a bit egotistical too! Oh and I need to update the nanos. I am a 2006 winner! Woo-hah! My winner's certificate is displayed in my cube-shudders- that's no place for an award.
My fave computer went kaboom. I am now on my bf's backup. I got my new power supply for the old dinosaur I prefer so woo. My shop is always being updated so check it out. New Portfolio coming soon.
October 7th -2006 - Hi everyone. I'm back to looking for a job. So if you have something creative that needs to get done, I am your girl. My resume is updated. And I am getting ready for the Nano again. Things have been hectic. I will be updating this site once a week now. My old online portfolio is here: www.ozmia.com. And I am currently working on my offline portfolios. When they are both filled the online one will get a major overhaul. The stories will be updated this week. Also check out my new blog: Save GH. Sadly it's about how much I hate my favorite show but still have high hopes for a better writer..::cough::me...to come in and make some major repairs to the cheap plots they've been using lately. Come on over there and argue with me. I like it.
I will be submitting my 1st book for publication in the new year! Check me out on Writers' Cafe to see the 1st few chapters and the 1st few reviews of said chapters.
June 25th - 2006 - Hey my resume is updated. So are my links. So you can check that out if you're bored. Games and sites and fun! I've been working on a T-Shirt company, check it out here: www.kristinasays.com and send me some feedback. I'm unemployed again! So if you need some freelance art done let me know. Also a friend told me I should do writer-to-order fiction. (That's where you give me your ideas and I craft you into a story of your choosing.) If anyone thinks that's a great idea and wants one, let me know. I love to write so any excuse to do it is a good one. There are new designs in the shop. So go check them out.
March 14th - 2006 -Hi! Welcome to my 1st update of the new year! I am so far behind on this thing. No worries I haven't been sitting idle. Pretty soon I will be moving all the old news to another page to get it out of the way. I've been working freelance for Origivation Magazine. You can see my pretty picture (courtesy of drew) on their website. I've interviewed LP and The AndyBrowneTrio so far with more interviews on the way. I love working for Anthony. I'm hoping to have clips soon to show.
There are new designs in the shop. So go check them out. I added some new links. New new art yet but it's coming. I did some great throwaways with a marker and I really like them, but I left them at Chris'. Whoops! I did add a new pic to the Me Gallery. It's actually from this year and yes, my hair is now yet another color. There are little updates everywhere, you just have to go and look for them.
I'm working on a project right now with my friend Eric Clever from MediaCraft and another with my friend Dmitri from Adensol. Hopefully you will get more info on that later as the projects develop.
Dec 4th -Okay so my exerpt is up from Nanowrimo. Read it here. Also I added another one of my crummy poems. It's called "Frozen." And that's about it for the updates, kids.
Nov 30th - Witness my Winer's icons! Aren't they pretty? Also I added some new links to the Links Page. Check them out. They are animation sites by Amy Winfrey. Her stuff is great. I'm sure some of you have seen it around. Anyway take a look and let me know what you think. Now that Nanowrimo is over I will go back to adding stuff to the site once a week.
Nov 22nd - Everybody's doing it! And I'm no exception. Check out my shop. It's now open. Most of the items are Ozmia.com related but pretty soon there will be KarenKalbacher.com merchandise. Also check out my article... I wrote it in 1995 and you can judge for yourself whether or not my writing has gotten any better. Nanowrimo is winding down, look for excerpts from my new novel soon. Then the months of editing will begin!
Nov 3rd -It's that time again: Nanowrimo. I'm writing so slowly. Last year I would have had 10K by now but hey... I'll get there. I have more Halloween pics but you'll have to wait a day or two for them...Awesome pics of the Terrorist being taken down by the US Soldiers. You'll see.
Oct 30th -Halloween Pictures! Anyone who tells you that web galleries are easy...they're right! Take a look at the mayhem that occurred at my apartment.
Sept 21st - The DSL is up but the scanner is down. New artworks will have to wait a day or two. In the meanwhile, check out my friend Drew's site. I made it based on his designs: Sidewalker.tv. And if you're bored also check out: MagnaDate.com. It's new so it's not full of crazies like me...yet. So there is hope for it. (Pst: I also did a few of the preliminary designs for that site too.)
Sept 17th - Back from the dead! My DSL and I had some issues but thanks to no less than 5 DSL support people I am back! I added a story and a new picture! Later on in the week I'm going to work on adding some of my new artworks and some new freebies. Thanks for the patience.
Dec 4th -Okay so my exerpt is up from Nanowrimo. Read it here. Also I added another one of my crummy poems. It's called "Frozen." And that's about it for the updates, kids.
Nov 30th - Witness my Winer's icons! Aren't they pretty? Also I added some new links to the Links Page. Check them out. They are animation sites by Amy Winfrey. Her stuff is great. I'm sure some of you have seen it around. Anyway take a look and let me know what you think. Now that Nanowrimo is over I will go back to adding stuff to the site once a week.
Nov 22nd - Everybody's doing it! And I'm no exception. Check out my shop. It's now open. Most of the items are Ozmia.com related but pretty soon there will be KarenKalbacher.com merchandise. Also check out my article... I wrote it in 1995 and you can judge for yourself whether or not my writing has gotten any better. Nanowrimo is winding down, look for excerpts from my new novel soon. Then the months of editing will begin!
Nov 3rd -It's that time again: Nanowrimo. I'm writing so slowly. Last year I would have had 10K by now but hey... I'll get there. I have more Halloween pics but you'll have to wait a day or two for them...Awesome pics of the Terrorist being taken down by the US Soldiers. You'll see.
Oct 30th -Halloween Pictures! Anyone who tells you that web galleries are easy...they're right! Take a look at the mayhem that occurred at my apartment.
Sept 21st - The DSL is up but the scanner is down. New artworks will have to wait a day or two. In the meanwhile, check out my friend Drew's site. I made it based on his designs: Sidewalker.tv. And if you're bored also check out: MagnaDate.com. It's new so it's not full of crazies like me...yet. So there is hope for it. (Pst: I also did a few of the preliminary designs for that site too.)
Sept 17th - Back from the dead! My DSL and I had some issues but thanks to no less than 5 DSL support people I am back! I added a story and a new picture! Later on in the week I'm going to work on adding some of my new artworks and some new freebies. Thanks for the patience.
Sept 4th - The art show is over. No need to get coffee anymore. I was your only reason and I'm gone now. Please return to your soda drinking ways.
I've added some of my crappy poetry. It's ancient crap but new to you. My art is avaialble for your busines' wall. Just contact me. It's a great way to get free web advertizing.
Recently my work was on a coffeeshop wall: Prints available for most of the paintings and the paintings themselves are for sale. Click here: Art Show to see prices.Aug 29th - Added a story. Fixed the broken clipart jpegs.
Aug 22nd - pictures from the art show are up! Go here!
Aug 11th - more stories added. Also added 2 wallpapers. Oh and here's proof I get published sometimes: FlashQuake
Aug 10th - Added an article and a short story to the Writings Section. On my art site I finally fixed the photos. They're just thumbnails so don't get mad when you can't make 'em bigger. Oh and I added a bunch of pics of me...Go here to see more of me: Gallery.